This is not a photo bomb

The Man has challenged me to only drink water and green tea this week because last night I threatened him and the midgets with ONLY CLEAN FOODS because I quit Coca Cola at New Years and I'm no lighter now than what I was then, so obviously I'm making up for it in other ways (I suspect in Lindt balls which are my new favourite thing ever).

So today I'm eating porridge with about a quarter teaspoon of brown sugar and green tea. It is an 

exciting meal!

Yeah.

So does anyone know any good breakfast ideas? Because when I was a kid I'd love porridge for breakfast but now I'm getting over it quickly.

I'm thinking I could go some vegemite toast - what's the low carb clean version of that?