Outgoing - Jan 6 2013

I'm sending some postcards to China, Russia, Belarus, Germany, the United States and The Netherlands as part of Postcrossing. I've just written out some Strayan phrases for the Belarussian card and written out translations in Russian writing. Some of the phrases were 'chuck a u-e', 'pig's bum' and 'belt up' (the be quiet version, not the car safety version). Judging by how well I copied Google translator, I've probably begun an international diplomatic incident.
Oops.